This is why the sign says "DO NOT ENTER"!

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1. Who's the black sheep in your family?
2. Do you take your coffee black?
3. Do you own a Blackberry?
4. Which black forest would you rather eat - cake or ham?
5. Have you ever had a black eye?

1. Me. Although in a normal family, I wouldn't be. Jason is sort of the black sheep in his family, too.
2. No. I used to, but then I decided to stop trying to impress people.
3. No, but I have a Blackjack. BTW, it's a POS and I can't wait until next month to get an iPhone.
4. I love black forest ham. I've only had the cake once or twice and I don't remember it being that good.
5. Yes. Victoria Luker gave me one in kindergarten. Bitch reached up and pinched the skin just below my eye. I hated her. She was ugly too. And mean...

1. What's your favorite pizza topping?
2. How many of the 25 All-Time Top Grossing Movies have you seen? (Or feel free to give a total for all 332 on this list if you're feeling particularly ambitious ;))
3. Have you ever been on top of your roof?
4. What was the worst top your parents made you wear as a child?
5. Do you like to be on top? *wink wink nudge nudge*

1. cheese
2. Nine of the top 25.
3. Not in this house, but I've been on a roof before.
4. They didn't "make" me wear much. I picked my own clothes out for the most part. I don't remember anything particularly bad.
5. None of your business!

1. Have you ever been in a car accident?
2. What's the longest road trip you've ever taken?
3. What's the best song to cruise to?
4. What's your dream car?
5. What's your favorite movie about cars?

1. Four, actually; three of which occurred when I was driving.
2. The band trip to Nebraska: 21 hours on a charter bus
3. I like several of the instrumentals on the Lost Highway soundtrack
4. A four-door Jaguar XJ, baby blue metallic with tan leather interior
5. Grease

Last week, I went on two different field trips. Thursday, I accompanied the junior class to the Civil Rights Institute in Birmingham. It was uneventful. I did have a quartet of boys that had to be separated on the ride back because they were being loud on the way there.

Friday, I took 44 students with two other teachers to Six Flags over GA. The kids seemed to have a good time and behaved themselves well. However, I was extremely disappointed with both the park personnel and the behavior of many of the students in attendance.

In particular, there was a gaggle of students from Douglas High School behind me in line for Batman. When we got to the last leg of the wait (where you're on the stairs that are two people wide), those kids decided to serenade everyone by screaming the lyrics to "Beat It" and "Lean on Me" as loud and off-key as possible despite the yells of several people to shut up.

Before that, there were so many kids jumping in line, paying no attention to the hundreds of people they were getting in front of. What further pissed me off was this adult who asked to get by Liz and me. We let him, thinking he was a sponsor trying to get to his kids. He then proceeded to pull twenty other kids with him in front of us. I was livid. One of those little shits kicked me as she was climbing over the rail, and I mean HARD. She didn't say "I'm sorry," or "Excuse me." She didn't even pause. If I could've gotten out, I would have. And where was the Six Flags personnel? No where to be seen. There were kids climbing out through the air vents, walking all over the places where they weren't supposed to. It was ridiculous. Add to that I stood in line for twenty minutes behind five people to get an icee. An icee. And that is all they sold at that damn booth! I got to ride three rides. Three.

So, I will probably not be returning to Math and Science Day again. I'm still contemplating writing a letter to Six Flags to let them know how bad it was.

Potty Mouths Anonymous

1. On a scale of 1 - 10, how foul would you say your mouth is?
2. How free with your language can be be around your co-workers? How about your parents?
3. Do you remember how your learned any swear words?
4. What are your favorite swear word alternatives (dang, darn, etc.)?
5. Have you ever gotten yourself into trouble by using inappropriate language? Please share funny stories.

1. 7
2. I'm a teacher, so it really depends on the co-worker. I'm fairly fee around my parents, but I try to maintain my language a little better out of habit in front of them.
3. I heard them from my parents.
4. "Crap-nugget" is the one I use most often at school.
5. Nope.

Last But Not Least

1. When was the last time you ate pancakes?
2. Where is the last place you would want to spend your birthday?
3. What was the last awkward situation you found yourself in?
4. When was the last time you wore a bathing suit?
5. Who is the last celebrity you would want as a roommate?

1. The Kiwanis pancake breakfast
2. jail
3. Yesterday at Popeye's when I was picking up dinner. The dude in front of me was having words with the woman working the front as she was getting my order.
4. last summer maybe?
5. Paris Hilton. I'd beat that narcissistic little slut's face in.

Okay, iz hungry. Time to nom.

Maroon 5 are coming to Birmingham on September 30th. Tickets go on sale the weekend of June 13th. I'm too cheap to join their fanclub to get the earliest pre-sale time, so I guess I'll have to wait.

Stone Temple Pilots are coming to Alpharetta on August 23rd. I don't know when those tickets go on sale; again, I'm too cheap to join their fan club to get pre-sale passwords.

I would love to go see DMB July 7th in Atlanta, but tickets are $75, and I just can't bring myself to pay that. The Projeckt Revolution tour is coming to Atlanta August 3rd, but Linkin Park is the only band I want to see, and, again, I can't bring myself to pay $75 to see them. I'm not into any of the bands coming to Warped Tour in July.

Anybody else know of any other good shows in my vicinity? I'm feeling antsy and want to go to a show!

Edit: NIN is coming to the Gwinnett Arena in Duluth on August 13th. I may have to go see Trent again in all of his sexy glory...